Jenny McCarthy has been hired as a blogger for the Chicago Sun Times, and her first post in this position was to blog about the ways you can improve your sex life in a committed, monogamous relationship.
In the column, she writes, “How in the heck can anyone stay interested in having sex with the same person for years? Being a serial monogamist, I will admit to having to force down a few drinks to even get in the mood after being in a long relationship. Is this normal? I have no idea, but based on what everyone tells me, it’s common. So what are we supposed to do about it? When I asked my mom about it she said, “It’s our duty to do the deed.” Really, Mom? Our duty? Blah. I want to know how to keep it hot so it doesn’t feel like a deed.”
Of course, her last long term relationship was with Jim Carrey and she’s called him out before, so many people are assuming that this is once again one of those situations. She also adds, “First of all, it’s not always going to be hot. Boredom is inevitable but being able to come up with ideas to spice it up helps keep it interesting. The number one response was to have a date night with alcohol. They all said it helps them unwind and get a little dirtier than usual. The second suggestion was porn. I certainly can’t see my mom using that one, so I’ll jump to the next one, which was to take a trip to Vegas. For some reason us Midwesterners really know how to live it up in Vegas; with sexiness everywhere you turn, it can easily put you in the mood. The next one on the list was to get some great lube. Sex tarts is the best. Who said that? Not me! I’m also not telling you that watermelon is the best flavor. But if all else fails, just imagine Bradley Cooper on top of you — that should do the trick.”